Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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