If that was your dad, he is hot
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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