I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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