So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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