im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time