That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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