What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't think brook has ever known best
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
