The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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