My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
