He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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