she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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