my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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