it wasn't lemon gatorade
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
