remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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