Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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