He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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