Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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