Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
