He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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