is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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