I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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