when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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