Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There r osticjed everywhere
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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