i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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