I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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