so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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