is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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