are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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