I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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