Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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