that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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