i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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