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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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