A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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