I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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