i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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