So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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