he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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