I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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