I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
it's like iHOP with fire
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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