Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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