I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
