Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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