is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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