I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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