That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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