The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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