you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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