Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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