Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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