4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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