So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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