how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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